If you find yourself living in regional Australia like me and can only get internet provided by Telstra, then you’d know my damn pain!!!
CAPPED FUCKING INTERNET!!!
Come on Telstra, make your packages better. You guys are cunts. This slow internet is fucking annoying, this is slower than dial-up. ARgGGHHHGHGH.
Migraines. If you suffer from them chronically like I do, then you know my pain. I have had a migraine for a week now, it fucking hurts and is just fucking annoying as fuck. I plan to have a nice dinner party because with medication, my migraine is fairly manageable. Then my heads all like NOPE PAIN MEDS MEAN NOTHING HEAR ME ROAR!!! Forcing me to change the date of my dinner to tomorrow. I swear my friends probably think that I’m using it as an excuse to blow them off. I’m not, I swear!!!
People who have recently turned to religion in the hopes of getting a guy. This one is regarding one specific girl. She was fucking some dude who every now and then goes fuckwit insane and goes all Christian and preachy. She has decided to do the same in order to, I don’t know, MARRY THE FUCKING GUY!?!?! The main reason I’m sick of her shit though is, I posted a link to the Bill Nye and Ken Ham debate on Facebook. This bitch comments saying that I need to find Jesus and that I am a bad person blah blah fucking blah. I have never found a Facebook delete button so fucking quick on this slow capped fucking internet!
On the upside, I am finally back on the grid with my new shiny gold iPhone. Thanks Telstra and Australia Post for taking A MONTH to get it to me.<sarcasm> You guys are brilliant. </sarcasm> Fuckwits
Oh oh oh oh ONE MORE THING
SCHAPELLE MOTHERFUCKING CORBY BITCH IS GUILTY AS FUCK!! I really do not care that she is getting parole. Bitch deserved the firing squad. Should be serving every second of her sentence. I don’t care that she’s a pretty white girl that had such a future ahead of her! She smuggled a fuckload of pot into a country she visited regularly and KNEW the penalties surrounding this offence. Don’t waste TV time, money or really anything covering her sob story of being locked up in a Balinese prison. Yes it was rough, you deserved it.
and that ends tonight’s 1am rant